I just received a frightening email. The sender didn’t bother to spell-out the word t-h-a-n-k-s. C’mon people, really? You can’t afford one vowel and three consonants? Here, I’ll help you. Just sub-out the “x” for an “a” and you’re halfway done. Only three letters to go! You can dooooo it! N-K-S! You make Vanna White’s (already simple) job even easier.
And then there’s TIA–“thanks in advance,” a downright presumptuous closing. Believe me, I’ll respond to you. Just provide your estimation of my help once received. Humans are so expectant.
Thx for reading! And for anyone commenting, TIA!