To Those Who Light-up at the Gas Station.


What the F are you thinking.  Not a question.

Why?

You’re surrounded by flammability.  Is your goal self-immolation?  Legit question.  And the arrogance.  You’re surrounded by humans, people with productive lives, with families, with destinations, with recently crushed 401ks.

I can smell your demise.  See figure 1 below.

This is figure 1. WOW.

Don’t be a Darwin Award Winner.

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5 Responses to To Those Who Light-up at the Gas Station.

  1. Anonymous says:

    What makes me as nervous as someone smoking while filling their tank is someone talking on their cell phone while filling their tank! A spark from the phone could ignite the fumes. I shop at a station that has 20 pumps and it seems there is always some intelligent impaired person talking on their phone.

  2. Sharon says:

    Perfect post, man. PERFECT.

  3. Tori Nelson says:

    Oh, dumbness. Sometimes I like to not be set on fire while pumping gas.

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