What’s really going down at Vacation Bible School (VBS)? I’d like to see the syllabus. I mean really, if the Old Testament is the text, attendance needs to be reconsidered. That’s heavy stuff.
My boy, Jack, is attending VBS this week, and I have my reservations. He’s in good hands though, with Grammy at the helm. From what I understand, the pupils will prepare various meals. Will they learn how to turn water into wine? That would certainly be useful.
There are rumors that a parting of the Red Sea will be addressed. That, too, would be helpful, to any landscaper. And the burning bush–I’m sure Jack will learn about fire safety. Haven’t heard anything about Shroud of Turin face-painting, though.
In reflection, I realize Jack will accumulate some very helpful lessons. I’m sure to call on him to transubstantiate when next we grill.